Understanding Engineers (4)

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. 

The engineer fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" 

The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" 

Understanding Engineers (3)

An unknown Joker once said,

The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" 

The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" 

The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

No offense to the graduate of arts degree....